April the tenth, 2007
1919 hours

Dearest friends/relatives of the blog owner

On behalf of the team of experts who have conspired together and brainstormed on the many ways possible to make the project a success, I would like to express my heartfelt sympathy to the closest friends of Muhammad Faizal Bin Abu Bakar, (I/C No. S8912637Z) on the latest demise of our dearest friend.

The above-mentioned person(s) died peacefully in his sleep, shortly after publishing the previous blog post.

Symptoms of death and death-causing diseases were as follow:

- emotional trauma caused by internal conflicts
- physical stress and body ailments causing multiple illnesses
- mental degradation (as if this was uncommon to Faizal)
due to anxiety, paranoia, and depression

Causes of death were:

- depression due to inability to keep up with (insane) school work
- hatred for school and other school-related issues (like CCA, if you get what I mean)
- family screw ups. period.
- social disasters, including recent break-up with friends and total public rejections (no, he did not publicly propose on bended-knees to the countergirl @ McDonalds)
- lack of finance and the drive to get a life (really, no life.)
- late nights (attempting to do the homework that were never done)
- impatience over getting over and done with with A levels. (whose existence he seemed to forget)
- inability to achieve his personal dreams.

and lastly but never the least,

- living a life that was never his

again, one behalf of the team of people who has determinedly made the death of the above-mentioned victim, I, would like to thank the special few who has dedicated their life to ensuring that the above took place with ease and success, and they are (in random order):

- School
- School staff and administration (those involved, you know who you are)
- School syllabus (A levels) (and the many ways they make your brains retard)
- Family who has controlled over Faizal's (short) life
- Family who has deprived Faizal over the freedom of expression of (warped) interests
- Family who has lacked in providing (bare minimal) support and concern over Faizal
- Relatives who had high expectations and dependence of Faizal
- Self: sky-high ambitions mortally impossible to achieve (like growing a pair of wings and fly. to the moon. for a good evening chat with the local aliens over Starbucks regarding how wonderful life can be on the moon)
- Self: internal conflicts (you do NOT want to know. really.)
- Friends who never knew how lonely Faizal ever was. (when he was on the moon)

Once again, I would like to express my heartfelt sorry and sympathy to the friends and relatives of Muhammad Fa- wait, I forgot, he never had friends nor relatives in his very short lifespan (for they all forsook him in his greatest moments of need - especially when he got rejected by the countergirl @ McDees), and to the above-mentioned parties/organisations/individuals, I would like to express my utmost gratitude for making Faizal's life a living hell on earth.





yours faithfully and ever so,

Life.

























































All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

However, if you realise and are apparently aware that anyone mentioned in the fiction above happens to refer to you, (eg, School staff and administration, for instance), oh, dont feel guilty (which i highly doubt that you do feel the slightest hint of care in your elitist face), because really, the author cannot be bothered with your fckshit attitude. what goes around comes around. and dear, dear, sweetpie, wipe that shit off your face. enough nuzzling up ma ass?


6:51 PM
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